UNBOTHERED HOODIE X BROWNIE

For the ghouls who stay chill even when the world’s on fire—meet your new favorite hoodie. This unisex zip-up wraps you in cozy rebellion with a side of vintage flair. Featuring a mid-meltdown 1950s housewife screaming for absolutely no reason (except maybe she’s out of snacks), it’s the perfect clash of chaos and calm.

Whether you're lighting up under a full moon or just avoiding your responsibilities in style, this hoodie says it all—loudly, ironically, and comfortably.

🖤 Product Features

• Medium-heavy cotton/poly blend = soft, warm, breathable

• Durable metal zipper for that vintage zip vibe

• Spacious pockets for snacks, lighters, or existential dread

• Adjustable drawstring hood for full ghost-mode coverage

• No side seams = clean look, less waste, more chill

• Unisex fit that works for all undead beings

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm (max 40C)

• No bleach (unless you’re going for possessed tie-dye)

• Tumble dry low or hang dry for eternal softness

• Low-heat iron if needed—just avoid the spooky graphic

• No dry cleaning (we don’t trust that magic)

✨ Perfect for:

• Stoned girlies with a flair for the dramatic

• Fans of retro horror & modern sarcasm

• Late-night snack runs, haunted Target trips, or hiding from your group chat